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Holly Madison spent seven years as Hugh Hefner's live-in girlfriend at the Playboy mansion. But in her new book, Down the Rabbit Hole , Madison writes in detail about just how horribly Hef treated not only her but all of his live-in girlfriends, and how terrible her life in the mansion in what was at best a semblance of a romantic relationship with him truly was. Among the odious rituals Hef's girlfriends were expected to participate in regularly, Madison writes, was the "bedroom routine. According to Madison and some details have been echoed by other former girlfriends , the ritual would begin with them putting on matching pink flannel pajamas. Hef would pleasure himself while watching porn and smoking pot before taking short turns with the girls in the room and then finishing by himself. All the while, Madison writes, the women around him would "[go] through the motions as if they were getting it on or making out with each other, but no one really was. Why did you write this book? It's surprisingly juicy and revealing. Ever since I left the mansion about six years ago, I got offers and interest for doing a tell-all book. And I wasn't interested at first, so I was like, "No, I don't just want to do a tell-all where I talk about someone else.
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When it came to Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner, fake sex was far preferable to the real thing. The year-old hottie shared the Playboy mansion with Hefner from to , spending several years as his girlfriend-in-chief. Madison, beginning as a year-old waitress at Hooters, chased after Hefner for almost a year before finally earning a mansion invite. Holly Madison reveals ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner offered her drugs, calls him a 'manipulator' in new memoir. She was confident things would only go so far sexually because Hefner's other girlfriends reassured her they didn't actually have to sleep with the Playboy don. That night, Madison was led into Hefner's bedroom to join his harem of scantily clad blonds lolling on the bed as two big screens played porn. She looked around and saw all of them were pretending to make out. In the dark it was hard to tell if Hef was aware they were faking. Either way, the girlfriends didn't care. Pretending to have girl-on-girl sex beat climbing into the sack with Hef.
She was so traumatised by life in the house that she developed a stammer. In her biography, Down the Rabbit Hole, the blonde Girls Next Door star described how she first met Hef after scoring an invite to a Playboy party during whilst working as a busty waitress at Hooters in LA. Having moved from Oregon to study at college and make it as an actress, she hoped the invite could at least score her an audition for the magazine. The party invites kept coming though, and a year later she was a regular. I could never understand their lack of enthusiasm.